I’ve seen lots of articles like this. “10 Things To Never Say to a Writer“. “Eight Things You Should Never Say to a Writer” “19 Things You Should Never Say to a Budding Writer” (I like how that one tossed in “budding”). People love lists. And most of these cover the generic situations writers of all genres find mildly annoying.
Included in nearly every list are questions like “Will you write my paper for me?” and “Can I be in your story?” Personally, I’ve never met anyone bold enough to ask me to write something for them, but I’m often asked (sometimes joking, sometimes serious) if whoever I’ve just met can be a character in my book. My friends know better. If you end up in one of my stories, typically it’s not because I like you. My stories are angst-fests so ending up in one generally means you’re either in for a lot of suffering (if I like you) or you’re a red shirt.
The last person I specifically wrote in was a stick-up-his-ass hotel manager in New Orleans. I had asked if I could look around for a bit, because I’d love to use the place as a setting. He – swear to God – had me escorted out of the building by security. That earned him multiple appearances in several of my stories. Usually he ends up something like this:
Some days, it’s good to be a writer.
I found this note waiting for me on my NaNoWriMo account, from an admirer who will remain anonymous.
“I thought that I signed up for the nano trial version of Scrivener and that it would last until december, however I went to use it today and was informed that the trial version was finished and would have to pay the full amount to continue.